and here are some JOKES for you, which I know u are gonna love (or hope so, PLZ don´t disappoint me.. :P ) ^_^
MOTHER/NINA ---> TALK TOOOOOOOOO MUCH !!
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on her mother."
Man : How old is your father ? Boy : As old as me Man : How can that be ? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when u told her u are the only child? "She just said, 'Thank goodness'!"
MISS SCHOOL OR NOT..!!
Teacher: "Giorgos, u missed school last Friday." Giorgos : "You're wrong, Sir." Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?" Giorgos: "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
(this happened also with me when last week I missed school.. :P)
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